Bush Defeated The Tree – Lewis Black


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25 Responses to “Bush Defeated The Tree – Lewis Black”

  • bushisbest1999:

    do i really need to say anything?

  • utila2201:

    *YOU ROCK LOU, HONESTLY.

  • NCKIUELT:

    Haha holy crap I looked it up and apparently it’s right…God I hope not :S

  • Blasted2Oblivion:

    Everyone says Bush was an idiot. Of course he was but you cannot blame him or any president for the problems in America. The president has no real power. He is a figurehead. a puppet controlled by the rich businessmen who really run this country.

  • civilian4life:

    @mongolenpup Bush is a excellent christian man! I mean, he said he was, why would he say it if werent right? LOL! (sarcasm)

  • mongolenpup:

    @civilian4life Yeah…I mean…charitable a address about also being injured once and going on to say you scratched yourself on a tree to people who’ve lost their legs. That’s not stupid, that’s just pretty twisted ridicule of their injuries.

  • stalkingcat123:

    @civilian4life nope hes just plain dumb

  • Lahanz:

    @civilian4life You mean like exactly how Karl Rove controlled George Bush?

  • civilian4life:

    @mongolenpup You hit the nail on the head. Bush is not stupid. He discussion to people as if they’re stupid, and more often than not, he’s right. Psychology 101, make someone reckon they’re just like you and you can control them. Bush perfected this.

  • mongolenpup:

    well…lets assume that Bush wasn’t as stupid as everyone thought and he deliberately gave this address… being part of a rich elite that is twisted and fucked up beyond belief…that would mean they had a chuckle out of him charitable this address to injured veterans as it is simply a huge: ” Fuck you ” to them. that’s probably closer to the truth as disturbing as it sounds…unknown can be that stupid to give a address about scratching yourself on a tree to ppl who’ve lost their limbs…

  • BlindMansEye:

    PLEEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEEEE TELL ME THIS SHIT AIN’T TRUE!!!!

  • ReadCommentBelow:

    I laughed so much while he wasn’t even talking; his timing is impeccable.

  • swswa221:

    most hysterical thing i saw today was over-on Amazon, if u type in the author name
    “Scotty Donats” into the search, the book which comes up has the funnniest-ever title+cover!

  • xTheFBP:

    I peed a modest.

  • buzzclick500:

    @09092000 : That mind-set is prevalent among the masses, because the obvious intent behind the murder of a standard national figure is to castrate that particular nation and bring its people into submission. In this particular situation, the assassins’ adherents are about to be brought up small in ways they could by no means imagine(after 50 years)–because they have no imagination. And I’M certainly not about to reveal persons “ways” to them, but I know what they are.

  • 09092000:

    @buzzclick500 we have no control over who goes in office…the presidents since kennedy are all puppets…its like lewis says…when you choose between two presidents it like choosing between two bowls of shit…the only difference is the smell…

  • buzzclick500:

    @EmberLayne : Excellent point. This is just his cash cow. Wonder what he does with the cash….

  • buzzclick500:

    @Thoralmir : Uhh, really, WE’RE running our country, and we’re doing a terrible job of it. We keep putting rotten people in the White Household.

  • buzzclick500:

    Nothing is more treacherous than an elected public servant who can successfully assess the intelligence level of the people they serve.

  • ThePsychoguy:

    @necessaryevil101 Remember to spread the word. Wildlife Activists = Terrorist Sympathizers. Just saying.

  • necessaryevil101:

    @ThePsychoguy, lmao

  • Thoralmir:

    @reiseRi And the way they’re running the country, pretty soon we won’t be able to afford a government.

  • ThePsychoguy:

    Thank God he defeated the tree. I was worried for our country for a while. Now we don’t have to worry. We can thank Bush that we don’t have to worry about the trees taking over for a while.

  • necessaryevil101:

    as usual, brilliance

  • EmberLayne:

    Lewis is an ACTOR before anything else… People seem to forget that… So his real political preference could be ANYthing.

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